Every Daily Dad Joke ever inflicted, preserved for future generations.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
What do you call a piano that falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know which comes first.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I would tell you a construction joke... But I'm still working on it.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
I used to be a banker. But then I lost interest.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
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