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THE DAILY GROAN · AUG 16

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

A power plant.

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AUG 19Daily Dad Joke

What do you call a nervous javelin? Shakespeare.

AUG 18Daily Dad Joke

What do you call a belt made of herbs? A waist of thyme.

AUG 17Daily Dad Joke

Why did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.