Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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THE DAILY GROAN · SEP 8

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.