Why did the librarian slip on the floor?

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THE DAILY GROAN · AUG 22

She was in the non-friction section.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.