What do you call a mushroom that buys drinks for everyone?

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THE DAILY GROAN · SEP 17

A fungi to be with.

GET TOMORROW'S JOKE

One fresh groan, delivered every morning.

Why did the baker go to therapy? She kneaded it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumbly.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.